With celebration of grand subtlety in its title, Ass Parade, comes as close to any effort of Parliament Video's in recent memory to nail the bullseye on eroticism, photography and setting. And it sure doesn't hurt to have a couple of relatively fresh faces on the adult scene to look at, either.
Railing their respective cabooses, Dana Lynn and Stephanie Rage take us poolside whereby they shimmer out of cute warm weather regalia and into paint by numbers orgasm. We've all seen the self-manipulation routine before, but Rage's wiggle out of her sundress is extra special landscaping to familiar terrain.
A name that should become increasingly familiar to adult viewers is Sunny Daye, a perky pug-nosed blonde with very high thigh tan lines who co-habitates the California blondes tape with Blondie. Daye has more of that girl next door look which works very well to her advantage in this style format-making her seem more accessible to the average Joe. Daye's number is a strip out of an aerobics outfit after she's been working a lather with situps and fanny raises. In a gesture that's little more true to life, she then replaces the burnt calories with a swig of Cuervo Gold. Blondie (who looks more Brunetti, here) is shown booting her boyfriend (Tony Montana) out of her car and then goes into a lengthy strip/play with herself number on her front seat. Definitely a case of art imitating life.