Round Jeremy as Phil Fluger, cheesemaster at the Kaglehorn Dairy (there will be several goofs of the name before the video’s over) accidentally comes upon a secret ingredient that will convert his sour cream culture into an eternal beauty recipe. Or as Jeremy describes it: “Billions of sexually lactic acid in a large, swirling mating dance.” Norman Mailer been writing his lines?

You can’t help but smile along with this goofy little yarn that features Michael Knight as Fingers Pulaski, a “free spirited and good looking” fugitive from a police lineup who apparently has nothing better to do than rob handbags and have sex. Particularly sly are scenes where Jacqueline Lorians “milks” penises into glass jars to get her “secret” cosmetic formula to the patent office first. Funny lines and the expected parade of Times Square style sex.