Released | Oct 01st, 1993 |
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Running Time | 75 |
Director | Everette Smythe |
Company | Las Vegas Studio |
Critical Rating | AA |
Genre | Feature |
In this send-up of the Schwarzenegger megabomb, porn-stars Bianca Trump, Debi Diamond and Kitty Yung magically step out of law enforcement agent "Arnold Yagermeister's" TV to help capture men accused of such heinous infractions as selling uninspected cheese and tearing the tags off mattresses. And speaking of bombs, my problem with Last Action Whore isn't so much that it's not even remotely funny or that it's painfully unimaginative, though both apply; it's more that, considering the fine cast, the sexual action should have been much, much hotter.
The exception is Ms. Diamond's bout with badguy Dick Nasty. Apparently Debi doesn't know how to do a lousy scene even in a fairly pedestrian fuck flick, but even Diamond's scene pales a little beside the bulk of her past works. A nice boxcover featuring Trump and some big names should guarantee frequent rentals. Additional cast: Rebecca Wild, Zack Thomas, Steve Drake.