Rick Savage plays the director of a "cheap" video, and he keeps telling everyone it doesn't have a story or a plot, that he doesn't know where he's going with it, and that he's short a couple of people in the cast. Rick, isn't this like a bank robber walking into First Federal and telling the guard he's got a gun in his lunch bag?

Well, as it turns out, Rick also quotes a certain video critic in this feature whose name happens to be Gene Cross. By the way, Rick, I deduct points for bad parody.

To solve some problems, Savage recruits his P.A., Michele Gabriel (she's b-a-c-k) to do an anal, and really, really has awkward moments with Nicole London when her pantyhose locks around her ankles, making her kind of an anal mummy where mobility is concerned. It's a perfect example of attempted tease with no clue (hint: never, never use pantyhose).

From a tattoo standpoint, Sukoya is definitely making an attempt at being the next Viper, and I can't tell you what a sigh of gratitude I'm breathing there.

An anal feature, yes, but rather flat due to the fact that Savage has to hold down the fort alone.