Oh, that Robbie D. is a kidder. When he's not shooting a "joint," he's delivering a "cockumentary" like this one. As the box indicates, this is a "special ASSignment," and it's all about the anal.

Be prepared for Robbie D.'s special brand of humor like the scene with Asian cutie Veronica Lynn titled "Pho My Hoa." D. has her jabbering like a female version of "Bonanza's" Chinese cook Hop Sing.

The gambit here is pretty much what you'd expect: girls do a little intro, which then leads to the sex.

As far as it goes, it's not bad. The girls are attractive enough, and with a little suspension of disbelief, might even be believable as teens. The sex is fairly standard.

But it's all competently shot and well lit and sure to provide viewers one or two things to help them get their wank on.

Retailing: Anal teens with an Asian thrown in for good measure.