It's billed on the boxcover as a feature, but The Pink Persuader is just a collection of four unrelated amateur segments that could just as well have wound up in a Mr. Peepers volume.

Tim and Sue hang around a mass transit station looking for exotic dancers. Buy that story and you'll probably buy how the Water and Power Company is going to lower rates after the great California deluge. Dancer Shanna is new in town, and Tim and Sue (sounds like a first grade reader) take her back to their house for a threeway. After some on-bed sex, the threesomes changes position to do it on a loft staircase (yeah, that's more comfortable) where Tim doggies Shanna.

In the follow-up, Sharise and Jenna Wells have a girl-girler after some almost indecipherable dialogue with the cameraman. Listening to this banter is like walking into a room in the middle of a conversation and trying to pick up the drift. Apparently something was going down about "Nick". Who the hell is Nick? Could this be so poorly planned that they have to discuss Sharise's live-in, Nick E.?

The girl in segment #3 is hysterically funny. A tupperware salesman comes to visit her, and she trades marvelous sexual innuendoes with him. The tupperware guy lends a helpful finger as she cools down with some ice cubes. After their spirited romp, the gal gets a lemonade cooler and freezer friendly storage containers. A very funny skit.

After dropping her room keys to a gent down below, Louise Armani invites him up for some doggie action. A decent outing that should not have been advertised as a feature.