Picture TV weatherman Willard Scott overdosed on hominy grits and smarmy comments and you've got this new amateur video character called Uncle Roy. Uncle Roy is made out to be a hicktown lech in overalls who has an interesting but very crude video collection featuring his lusty "nieces."

In his drooling intros, Roy reveals tidbits of information about himself. We know that he's never been married, and he's been "cursed with a shitload of sisters" who have given him a number of lusty nieces. I just hope the family line holds out for Roy's sake, because these video series can go on to infinity.

In the first volume of his collection, Uncle Roy first introduces us to niece Crissy and her boyfriend, Zachary Thomas. Chrissy, according to Roy, is a waitress who serves lunch at Bubba's. Thank God there's no family resemblance as Chrissy is a very attractive nordic-type blonde who walks around naked in a pair of white high heels.

After a lengthy anal scene with her partner, Roy breaks in and asks, "did my niece Chrissy take it up the ass...for seven minutes?" It's a hoot. My comment, however, Roy, is to tell the cameraman and the director in the future to make an anal penetration a little more obvious. This one came off looking like a standard doggie scene.

Alex Jordan and Jimmy Sands appear in segment #2. Jordan's appearing all over the place, and if Roy says she's his niece, I'm not going to argue with that. He also says that she's hotter than a two dollar pistol, which is complimentary but is minimizing the talents of this sexual wunderkind. Jordan takes it between the boobs, and, presumably, up the ass. Again, the camerawork is too casual about showing penetration.

In Volume 2, Uncle Roy confesses to being a tit man. So this tape features big titled Dee Dee Reeves who goes down on Mary Beth Holliday and vice versa. Holliday's got some serious bruises or burns on her ass like she sat on a toaster or something.

Even Uncle Roy can't keep track of all of his nieces, or so he says. This time we get to see Alex Jordan and Joey Espinesseo (sounds like some kind of gourmet coffee blend).

Except Uncle Roy fucked up the introduction by calling Alex "Chrissy." Chrissy was the one who took it up the ass in the first scene in the first volume, you'll remember.

In the finale, Deja and Lex Carradine engage in some pussy shaving. When they have sex, Lex comes quick on penetration. It's getting repetitive to say, but Alex Jordan gives the best performance in the bunch. She's quickly becoming the porn equivalent of a straight A student.

Overall, give this new series a B+ grade. It has some weak spots to iron out, but the Uncle Roy concept is hilarious.