The opening sequence has a camera panning the breadth of the famous Hollywood sign, when, voila, we realize in the pull-back shot we've been tricked and it's merely a poster. Surprise, surprise, and an indication that this is as clever as it gets, folks.

Taylor Wane's sleeping beneath the sign (it's in her bedroom) and she's this bitch-goddess-kiss-my-ass-attitude movie actress who's late for a shoot and is making producer Mike Horner's stomach a Veg-o-matic of hyperacidity. Just another day in the XXX industry, you might say.

Everyone involved in the production gets a little hot under the collar waiting on Taylor and they need sex to chill out. This prompts an amusing encounter between Cal Jammer and Stacey Nichols. Cal quotes Einstein before he fucks Stacey (a real babe) in the ass. Cal quoting Einstein is like Barbara Bush doing Clairol.

Newcomer Ashley Phillips has this Bambi out of the forest look and provides an interesting moment or two in her on-screen time. Average at best.