This is the kind of video that would go over great about six hours into a bachelor party. You know, right before the last keg. It's like the old drive-in B movies from the sixties —so bad you have to laugh.

Fatliners 2 stars women fat enough to qualify for their own zip code. We're talking to big the Goodyear blimp would get a hard on. The weird story is narrated by one Dr. Pissoir, who looks like a bizarro Dr. John and rambles on and on in this terrible french accent. Every so often there's a guy with a Chinese or Jewish accent spouting some nonsense as well. The editing is choppy, the sets cheap as possible, the lighting poor, the music mercifully hard to hear and the acting, goofy.

The plot centers around a bunch of fatties who eat themselves to death in order to convince the fattest of them all to come back from the dead, only she won't cooperate until she gets stuffed by Ron Jeremy. Fat fetishers might find the sex scenes exciting, but they might be more useful for zookeeps trying to entice rare black hippos into mating. As a novelty, this release will probably appeal to young guys looking for a laugh on a Saturday night because they're too drunk and stupid to get a real date.