Another of those adult tapes whose contents is to the title what the Washington monument is to short round objects.

Door-to-door dildoes is the overworked theme of this video.  Ray Victory is apparently selling them.  I say apparently because, if you can figure out what the hell he's saying, you got a job working for the U.S. Senate.  The blond he bops is slender and cute whoever she is.  Sharon Mitchell and Rene Morgan have a sales meeting which turns out to be a full sex toy usage session.  Eric Monte gets his pole sucked in a prison cell sequence.  Suzanne St. Lorraine has a scene with a guy that's so lackluster it's interrupted by the door to door dildo saleslady just in the nick of time.

In the finale, T.T. Boy and Sean Michaels are playing pool when Fallon, wearing her hair like Zara Whites, and another girl try to regale them with dildo marketing ideas.