To call the Spring Break events catalogued here wet t-shirt contests is a misnomer, as the shirts themselves usually last less than a minute onstage. They're really amateur strip contests without the pole.

Each contest has a slightly different set-up – some with an actual stage, some with just a pitcher of water or beer and a cash prize – but they always end up with naked girls dancing, displaying their wares, and making out with each other while the crowd cheers and shouts variations on "show us some pussy!"

The highlight of this disc is the contestant who, at the climax of her act, inserts a cigar, Monica-style, into her cooch.

Retailing: Stock with other Spring Break-style discs.