Released | Jan 31st, 1993 |
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Running Time | 75 |
Director | Milton Ingley |
Company | Visual Images |
Cast | Tianna Taylor, Tonisha Mills, Persia, Taylor Wane, Roger Karns, Ron Hightower |
Critical Rating | AA 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
Tonisha Mills is a cavegirl who gets unfrozen after a few thousand years. Why she should be frozen, since she's buried in Southern California, is beyond me. She is "adopted" by the finders, Ron Hightower and Roger Karns, who make me yearn for the return of Will and Ed. Tonisha is really into MTV, which gives us a chance to have blaring music over dialogue. Tonisha is also into women, which gives us one of the two girl/girl scenes: Tonisha and friend-of-the-boys Tianna Taylor, and later, Tianna with Professor Taylor Wane. There are virtually no gags in this ripe-for-gags video; just the barest outlines of the concept of the real world film punctuated by ho-hum sex. 1992's boxcover favorite, Taylor Wane, adds another striking cover to her large portrait gallery. This feature had real-world marketing so real consumer interest exists. Smart retailers will pounce on the opportunity.