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Faraway Fantasies

Faraway Fantasies

Released Oct 01st, 1988
Running Time 86
Director Hubert Frank
Company Private Screenings
Cast Jozef Moosholzer, Franz Muxender
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Film

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John Schmittinger (Jozef Moosholzer) is supposed to be a rich Texan on the loose in Munich but cavorts more like naughty oompah band member sneaking peaks through keyholes in Ausfahrt.

I guess the name of the town is symbolic. Texan Schmittinger, who cuts his name short to Smith, inherits a German house of ill repute, though he’s unaware of the exact nature of his legacy. His ignorance accounts for the running gag here. The real laughs are the Texas twangs that try to cut through the Wienerschnitzel.

What the film lacks in continuity (one minute Smith’s being carted off to jail, next frame he’s being seduced by some really healthy milkmaids, and so on) more than makes up for in bosoms and behinds.

Moosholzer is the resident ace of deutsch girlie films. He mugs and raises his eyebrows just like the lead simp in these types of pictures is expected to. Characteristic of the Rhinesex product, there’s tons of pretty girls and plenty of slapstick bedroom farce. Check it out.

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