With probably the longest set of opening credits of any adult feature this year, Three Men And A Lady has Ariel Knight showing up on a doorstep to “assess” Hank Rose as a potential heir to his Uncle Herbert’s fortune. Rose dresses like a golf pro, so that should immediately disqualify him. If that doesn’t work, then for whatever rhyme or reason, ol’ Bill Margold gets dumped into the plot basically to gross out Knight.

Shaky camerawork really kills this feature as eyelids, noses and chins serve more prominence in the sex scenes than the bodies. Margold’s bath tub scene with Amanda Tyler has the only redeeming social significance here while the feature at best is a turnstile of extemporaneous sexual vignettes with no sense of direction.