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Blazing Boners

Blazing Boners

Released Feb 01st, 1993
Running Time 78
Director C B DeMille
Company Midnight Video
Cast Tom Byron, P.J. Sparxx, Heather Hart, Randy West, Wayne Summers, Pearl, Ron Jeremy, Sierra (I)
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Feature



Three "city slicker" amigos (Jeremy, Summers, and Byron) wind up at an avocado ranch to play cowboy. Tom looks like a cross between Howdy Doody and Mr. Rogers, Ron is a paunchy Poncho Villa, and Wayne is decked out like a disco cowboy looking for a mechanical riding horse. Randy West portrays "Pig". Why Pig? Everytime he chows down on gals (like his scene with laid-back Sierra) you can hear "snorting" dubbed in. By now you get the idea: this is a sex comedy.

Sexy, stunning newcomer Pearl is no pushover and, in retaliation for obnoxious Ron's overtures, she grabs him by the balls and literally shoves him in the mud. Great full-face double fall, Ron! She feels guilty, so a personal outdoor "blowdry" pacifies his passion. P.J. and Heather provide the girl/girl action in the kitchen — and they eat high on the hog. There are threesomes, foursomes, and a few female ranch hands who could milk a cow blindfolded. Ride 'em, rope 'em, and screw 'em! This is the wild and woolly west (well, a few of the girls are shaved, so maybe not so woolly).

The story continues with plenty of sex, tons of oral action, and mainly outdoor settings. If you want to see some of your favorite personal porn perverts perform in a parody, this is it! It's a riot. And when was the last time you laughed and got hot at the same time? This should be the hit of your comedy section.

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