Toes — Heidi Kat paints 'em, Teri Diver strokes 'em with a riding crop, Barbi Doll sucks her own, and everyone else in the video talks about them ... ad nauseam. Yes, it's a narrow genre, but these are beautiful babes attached to these digits! Can't anyone think of something fresh?

Here's a few freebies for the producers', try food, tattoos, hot wax, rope, mud, ice, bells, fuzzy slippers, furry socks, lotion, slow motion.... anything to liven up the proceedings. But please stop talking about them!! And if you're going to videotape it, try getting off your butt and moving the camera instead of zooming in and out. For dyed-in-the-wool foot fetish fans only.