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Uptown Girl [Zane Entertainment Group]

Uptown Girl [Zane Entertainment Group]

Released May 01st, 1993
Running Time 83
Directors John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company Zane Entertainment Group
Cast Peter North, Micki Lynn, Joe Verducci, Jake Steed, Cumisha Amado, Deidre Holland, Crystal Wilder
Critical Rating A 1/2
Genre Feature



Deidre Holland owns a bar on a block where crooked cops Jake Steed and Terry Thomas have been extorting money for "protection". But Deidre is secretly Jake's girlfriend and he's been giving her back his half to return to the mer­chants. Enter FBI agents. Micki Lynn speaks only Swedish and proves she can't act in any language. Logically, the story makes no sense and is neither dramatic nor funny.

Deidre has two scenes, the opener with Jake (and it's a good one) and a badly shot girl/girl with Cumisha (formerly Mara Amado). Crystal has a furious bout with Peter North, who is recruited by the feds to rat on his fellow officers. Other than these few bright spots, this was a pretty disappointing effort from Mr. Bone, who has done much better.

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