Okay; we know big boob fans care not a whit for total beauty—just jug, jugs, jugs. Evidence: Chessie Moore and Kimberly Kupps, who've got tits enough for a platoon — but a singular lack of sexual appeal. When Chessie wraps her legs behind her head in a solo, I was reminded of nothing less than a balloon animal at a children's birthday party.

Hank Rose and Wolf Savage rescue the segment by engaging her in some (moderate) anal activity. Shoe fetishists may enjoy the next sequence where Julian St. Jox unloads into Kimberly Kupps' heels. She promptly slips right back into the slippery slipper!

The size of tits diminishes exponentially as the tape progresses, but the quality and heat intensify. Simone Taylor gets a ferocious rectal reaming by photographer Bruce Kerns. If properly handled, this green eyed, dark skinned treasure could be a hot star; she's more than just another chick from Hootersville. Note: Sophisticated but distracting FX abound.