Jonathan Morgan heads the "Anal Pick-Up School" and hawks their instructional tapes for a mere $20,000 a shot. Cal Jammer plays a nerd who, as Morgan puts it, "has no chance in hell of getting a girl in the butt". Much of the action consists of excerpts from Morgan's tape, including a fine bar boff which features Kiss, who awesomely impales herself on Kris Newz, plus Morgan's "how-to" hiney-humping of Stacy Nichols, which ends in a gorgeous crack splash. Best of show is the encounter between Nicole London and Marc Wallice. She voraciously swallows him whole after he eats her just as enthusiastically. Theirs is the only condomized anal bout of the live, and it suffers nothing from being sheathed. All in all, an adequate venture for those who prefer their video jaunts to go down the Hershey Highway.