Blonde Ice 2 is a lighthearted, inconsequential jewel theft farce — your standard studio shoot — with a couple of decent scenes; Teri Diver as a cop in drag; Mike Horner as the Phantom (with Coke-bottle glasses instead of a mask); Randy West as a patient suffering from Hoffenmeyer's shrinking-dick syndrome; and other such silliness. Camera and editing are sloppy, with plenty of arm and elbows shots, while insertion shots and faces are missed. The highlight scenes both occur at the start: Dr. Deidre Holland gives Randy some conventional dick therapy in his hospital bed. With her beautifully-toned natural body, ice-goddess bone structure, and flawless skin, Deidre is my nominee for most-likely sixty-year-old porn queen — she'll be every bit as stunning then. Flame catches Horner in the act of burglary, and forces him into other acts reasonably in line with his criminal tendencies. It's all standard fare from there, though. Nice box features Deidre.