There are two victims in this video: the dead body that the very cute Sandra Scream and Amanda Stone stumble upon in the opening scene - and, the sound quality over the next two scenes.

"I think we should call the cops," says Stone in a grand piece of understatement.  "I think we should call a technician," I say.  It's Sandra's unpleasant duty to inform the victim's wife that her husband's not going to be home for dinner anytime in the immediate future - a reaction which prompts a girl-girl number.  And how was your day?

But fear not.  Inanity doesn't only breed in the bedroom.  It also surfaces when Det. Woody Long happens by and writes up the body like it were coming in for a lube, oil change and tuneup.  Under Long's comatose questioning, details leading up to the stiff's demise are presented in sexual flashback (the Ashlyn Gere/Randy West romp and others suffer from color disharmony in comparison to the sharp look of the main body of the video).  And, as if you had to ask, Long's grilling of Scream culminates in the inevitable pairing is actually, probably the hottest sex scene in this silly cop yarn.