"Psst...another famine's coming! Wanna be Minister of Agriculture?" Now that would be a Russian seduction—and sexier than some of the scenes on this tape. Some of the material looks like a throwback to early loops, when all that was needed was a cheap camera and people willing to fuck in front of it. Today, the cameras are still cheap, but even they can be made to produce better video without glaring light, epilepsy-producing pans and cuts, out-of-focus zooms and extreme closeups. Three scenes feature the same bottle blonde with store-bought boobs. The first, an incredibly clumsy limo scene, has no money shot; the second, a girl/girler that pairs her with another bleached, Roseanne-type with a bad hair day; and the third has her dance for about eight minutes — only problem is, she can't dance.
The second blonde takes it up the ass in the opener from Rick O'Shea, a guy with an immobile, masklike face. He also does the "honors" in the closer, through cheesy solarization effects. One decent-looking brunette takes a facial from Johnnie Mercury, but this one lacks eroticism. Interesting premise that remains a premise.