Why anyone got a writing credit on this is a mystery. The whole show consists of Teri Diver wandering around her house in the dark in the middle of the night. Every time she opens a door, she has a vision of people having sex. When I do this, I trip over a cat. Sometimes she sees herself in the action. But that's all there is. Five doors, five sex scenes, no dialogue.

Her first sighting is of Janet Jacme and Marc Wallice. Behind door number two, Teri spots her own image having fun with Chris Collins (formerly Meo) in an average girlie encounter. The rest of the night follows accordingly. Open a door, watch sex (though there are a few erotic moments). Decent and well-packaged, but a bit of a disappointment from an imaginative director who had a great cast to work with.