Moana is a cool blonde Italian beauty with a fashion model pretty face.  It's tough to believe that she's been in the States a month and dateless, but anyway, that's the plot.  Her pal Patricia Kennedy turns her onto the personal ads.  Five of the six boffings take place between folks who meet in the funny papers.

Marilyn Rose considers dumping Tom Byron and seeking a new paper mate, although his torrid pounding should have changed her mind.  Moana hooks up with a "slightly rusty knight in shining armor" Rocco.  As for Siffredi, this guy even has a gorgeous back!  Man, it's like watching Rodin's "Thinker" in action.

Next, Rose and Casey tangle in a girl/girl with help from a purple-headed vibrator, and Moana later meets Byron in a hot tub encounter, later joined by Casey.  All the while, Kennedy's been courting Joey Silvera by phone.  They finally get to meet - and eat - each other even though he's shy about his appearance.  Even though Nothing Personal offers nothing outstanding, it's worth a look-see for the nice bods (female and male) and heated sex.