Randy West casts a glance over at K.C. Williams in a bar and proclaims, "will you look at the butt on that ass!" Isn't that like saying look at the dick on that penis or look at the moron on that vice-president?

Redundancies aside, West is out to show the nerdish Tom Byron the ropes on how to pick up chicks but Byron gets everything ass backwards and never gets to first base.

Byron's roommate Peter North scores, nailing Mercedez, with Kym Wilde thrown in for good measure. This, of course, doesn't help the beleagured Byron any. So, with a little twist on the Cyrano theme, West helps Byron get into K.C.'s pants.

In this visual rhapsody of behinds, (there's a nice visual stretch of backside treats thrown in), Holly Ryder also gets it up the butt over a pool table. Funny, with low rent machismo dialogue. Ass Backwards should do well.