All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
| Released | Nov 01st, 1988 |
|---|---|
| Running Time | 85 |
| Director | Dave DeCoteau |
| Company | Trans World Entertainment |
| Cast | Michelle Bauer, Brinke Stevens, Linnea Quigley |
| Critical Rating | Not Yet Rated |
| Genre | Alternative |
The title description is quite apt of three sorority slobettes, Melody, Mickey and Marci who look a tad on the downside from the Pep Boys. They couldn’t get dates if they threatened with guns.
With an appreciation for the absurd, three neighboring frat pledges except an invite to party with them. Quicker than you can say Nancy Reagan, a flea market crystal ball gets whipped out and a séance is in progress. Only someone must have screwed up the abbra cadabras, because the erstwhile buckteeth and flabulite dissolve to bouncing boobs, bare bottoms and bath tub sequences. Oh, what to do?
Here’s a film that has a real sense of purpose. It exists to titillate with no compromise, apologies or quick visual hooks. I mean, we get a real lingering “fashion” show here. The ugly duckling-turned-to-vamp gimmick would make Hans Christian Anderson roll over in his grave, but it’s the stiffest he’ll probably be for centuries.
