Released | Oct 31st, 1994 |
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Running Time | 60 |
Company | After Dark Video |
Cast | Julian St. Jox, Tom Byron, Shelby Stevens, Sindee Coxx, Kelly Royce, Kitty Yung, Tess Newhart |
Critical Rating | AA |
Genre | All-Sex |
Pssst, I've got a secret about Anal Secrets. Out of four scenes only one of them actually has anal. I take this attempt at deceit personally and to quote Peter Finch in Network, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore."
In front of a fireplace Tom Byron has his poker worked over by Tess Newhart. A little 69, doggie and cowgirl follows (No entry shots). No surprise, being they try to pull the pubes over our eyes and make this appear to be anal. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.
Box cover girls Shelby Stevens and Sindee Cox have a nice "estrogen only" encounter. There's mutual mammary munching as well as Shelby using a pair of vibrators to crotchet a sweater inside of Sindee. The sex and the girls look pretty good, but Anal Secrets?
A blindfolded Kitty Yung has a package air mailed, by Julian St. Jox, in her mouth. He licks her bush like a roll of stamps and then makes a special delivery. Still, "No Gas In The Ass".
Finally Alex Sanders and (according to the credits) Kelly Royce get it into gear — in the rear. Everything here's hard and fast. Alex's dick, the head and the fucking. In a wild frenzy, Kelly's screaming like she just hit Lotto. Nice anal, but a little too little, too late.
Why call it Anal Secrets? The vid is one for four, and like any baseball fan will tell you, batting .250 isn't real impressive in the big leagues.