Despite its title, I'd be hard-pressed to classify this show as an anal feature, since only three of the six action scenes have any backdoor boogying. In addition, poor sound and a lot of dialogue mumbling contribute to its low rating.

Tony Montana owns a junkyard. He's married to Evon Crawford but lusts after secretary Sabrina. Sabrina has little use for Tony, but does have the hots for gardener Max Cady, who likes maid Tess Newhart. With all this intrigue, you'd think there the possibility that the story would go somewhere, but its itinerary is about as long as the run from LAX to Burbank.

There's a pretty decent opener between Montana and Sabrina that features the first anal. Later on, there's a quite decent girl/girler between Tess and Teri Diver which becomes a trio when Max joins in — who provides the second anal, thanks to Tess' shapely butt. T.T. Boy provides the honors for the last rear entry with Sabrina, but it's purely by the numbers, with no heat to be found.

Overall, the content doesn't live up to the title's promise — but the boxcover is one of the most colorful and eye-catching I've seen this year, so, Mr. Retailer, display it well and wait for the customers to notice it for best results.