Talk about your anal tape with a split personality. What has now become the standard housewives' plot dilema seems to be that either your husband's dick is too big or too small for anal sex. Avalon complains because husband Joey Silvera is inadequate; redhead Flame complains that her asshole's "way too tiny" for husband Tom Byron. Bet your guess is that the couples swap mates -- and you're right, but not before the script manipulates a totally irrelevant trannssex flashback.

Byron tells Joey about a sex club and we see Rick Van Plugging away at transsexer Morelle DeKeigh. The fact that makes this absurd insertion of footage all the more galling is that boxcover kewpie doll Stacey Nichols only has an onlooker's non-sex role. Of salvageable interest is Joey's anal scene with Flame. There's something extremely nasty about a redhead with a mother of pearl complexion getting it up the kazoo, and this scene exploits it to the hilt. If only the rest of the tape had such an effect.