This Asian takeoff of the threadbare ‘70s porn blot of the nerdy student whose folks hire a series of private tutors is laughable at best. The dialogue’s in Chinese and the subtitles offer more typos than your average local take-out menu. The leading male actor ia s homely Jerry Lewis clone complete with bad dentalwork. There are a handful of short sex scenes, but most of the action isn’t nearly as hardcore as Yankee fare.

While the guys are hung like raisins, most of the female cast is attractive, but brace yourself, because the sounds of love seem as though someone’s getting strangled with a lo mein noodle. Giggle to Charlie Chanisms like “Rabbit doesn’t eat grass beside him.” Translation: Don’t shit where you eat. Good for a chuckle and worth stocking.