Released | Feb 01st, 1991 |
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Running Time | 80 |
Directors | Fred Lincoln, Patti Rhodes |
Company | Caballero |
Cast | Tom Byron, Zara Whites, Marc Wallice, Angela Summers, Ricky Lee |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Feature |
In this modernized adult fairytale, Zara Whites is gorgeous and secret admirers are falling hand over fist to give her things – like mansions complete with servants and fancy cars. In the meantime, conniving Angela Summers has worked some kind of deal with gardener of the manse, Marc Wallice, that if he marries Whites, Summers gets a kickback – a million dollar kickback, no less. Nice commission. Less than credible storyline if this were something other than a fairytale.
Whites, however, is very much in love with Tom Byron, not to mention his testicles (evidenced by an oral scene in which she practically devours them). Byron's a scumbucket who dresses like he fell off of a Harley going at 90mph. This, of course, is unsettling to Summer's intrigues—not the fact Byron dresses like that but because of the Wallice deal.
Wallice, however, 'fesses up to Whites that he's a zillionaire in disguise and in love with her. And she says, "we'll see what happens." Zillions of buckolas, and that's all she has to say???!! For that kind of loot she could live happily ever after with the Elephant Man. Get this woman a doctor and give this feature a look for its beautiful castle-like setting (see Mark of Zara) and a couple of terrific outdoor sex scenes featuring cutie-pie Summers.