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Edward Penishands

Edward Penishands

Released May 01st, 1991
Running Time 85
Director Paul Norman
Company Video Team
Cast Jeanna Fine, Alexandria Quinn, Ashley Nicole, Jamie Lee, Jon Dough, Dominique Siomone, Sikki Nix
Critical Rating AAA 1/2
Genre Feature



Let me start off by saying that this has to be one of the best erotic video interpretations of a mainstream film that I have ever reviewed. This is a perfect recapture of the Tim Burton film. Credit Paul Norman, master of the penile prosthesis, for creating “Edward.” As the story goes, Patricia, marvelously moaned by Alexandria Quinn, saleslady for a line of marital aids, pays a call on the place where Edward dwells. And finding Edward to be the possessor of a wonderful set of tools, she tries them all in one of the great double penetration scenes of all videodom. And succumbing to the charm, and pleasure of Edward, takes him home.

When we arrive at Patricia’s home, we are treated to a merger of her daughter Susan (Jeanna Fine) and a friend, which goes from self indulgence to mutual satisfaction. Meanwhile, Edward has his way, and his way is strange indeed, with a salt and pepper pair of voluptuous females.

Patricia’s husband (Jon Dough) comes home, and finds his wife enraptured with Edward, and does what needs to be done to bring her back to reality. Which brings us to the final scene, when Edward meets Susan, and they merge for the climax of this wonderful feature.

I have never seen Jeanna Fine look better than in this feature. I have never seen a better recreation of a character that Sikki Nix’s portrayal of Edward, both in style and appearance. He IS Edward, and where Johnny Depp’s Edward had one thing, Sikki’s Edward has another. This is marvelous….erotic, witty, great make-up, great prosthesis. Credit Paul Norman, and producer Tori Welles for putting it all together. But the camerawork is dull at times and the look of the sexvid is grainy. What a shame. It’s near-perfect, otherwise.

This is a feature which absolutely must be stocked.

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