Art vs. porn is a distinction that's been tossed about since the dawn of time. When an artist crosses the line into the erotic, it becomes pornography to a lot of people, and when a pornographer crosses the line into the artistic, it can become ponderous pap to people, as well.

Artfully done, Wet Dream is, unfortunately, one of those features that feels a lot heavier than it is, with the stylized lighting and the artistic composition that conspires to make it tough to watch and not particularly hot. Sort of a lose-lose proposition.

Not that the ladies aren't gorgeous, because they are, but Wet Dream has the cumulative effect of watching an ?80s music video. There's a lot of style there, but no substance whatsoever.

Retailing: Art lovers might like this one.