This storyless story is told via a voice-over, leading you to ask, "What the fuck is going on?" No matter. Most of the cast puts on their game faces and fuck ambitiously but not nth degree productively through the black theme.

In two separate scenes, Goldie works homegirls Kia and Sinnamon atop a waterbed (complete with zebra-print sheets that must've been left over from Shaft). The girls, as well as Goldie give great head and try their best to make this idle vehicle go somewhere.

Dick Nasty has three scenes himself and does try. This can be evidenced by his licking his own cum off the tongue of boxcover girl Lana Sands in what's probably the feature's best scene — an outdppr anal'er. Nasty also has the good fortune of pairing with Jordan McKnight (Ms. Swiss Miss -- she's definitely Hot Chocolate) and the cute Rebecca Lord.

A good musical score and ambitious sex doesn't help. A hot Lana on the boxcover may help sales.