The only distinguishing element about Airgazmic is that it contains, God help us, topless skydiving sequences! Radical sports buffoonery in a porn vid practically defines the height of hubris. Despite extra production values, this airborne vid simply falls flat.

Sheridan plays a female FBI agent infiltrating a white sex slavery ring, whose boss Dominatrix couriers her comely cargo around as if they were Peace Corps baskets being air-dropped to a Third World nation. (This summary presumes a lot of speculation, because the vid is inundated with needlessly unintelligible dialog.)

With one exception – the Sheridan/Voodoo hangar encounter – Airgazmic's sex scenes are as stilted as its line deliveries. Blue and company take all this nonsense quite seriously. And it's "to be continued!"

Retailing: Target the cast's fans.