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The Crack

The Crack

Released Nov 30th, 1994
Running Time 80
Director Rob King
Company Las Vegas
Cast Sally Layd, Sean Michaels, Valeria (I), Marilyn Martyn, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating AA
Genre Feature

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Perhaps because Ed Wood is hot this season, this feature might be viewed as a tribute to him since it seems to incorporate all the production values of Plan Nine From Outer Space. No credit is given as to who did the lighting, but it looks like both the cameraman and the lighting man trained at the Braille Institute.

Sean Michaels plays a district attorney determined to shut down the Girl Emporium, a club run by Ron Jeremy. Following some desultory exposition, no more illuminating than the lighting, J.P., Sean's assistant, has sex with Sally Layd and Valeria in a hot tub. That is, if mercilessly battering someone's genitals qualifies as sex.

While the legal eagles debate their next move, we cut for no good reason to the second sex scene. A man has his face hidden in Marilyn Martyn's crotch. It's Ron Jeremy; we can tell from the size of his butt. If this were shot in 3-D, Ron's belly would be in my living room! Ron mumbles something about his club and buries his dick in Martyn's ass. We do get a decent shot of the assfucking.

Sean mumbles while Marilyn and Brittany mumble on a bed. After Brittany, who looks adorable as always, probes Marilyn's anus with a dildo, they celebrate the ending of the scene with a kiss that says, "Thank God that's over!"

We do learn that Brittany is Ron's girlfriend. Brittany, in her underwear, is harangued by Michaels who plugs her up the ass giving us a clean shot at something that resembles heat. Finally we have some audible dialogue, in which Brittany blackmails Michaels, ending the story.

The inclusion of Martin and Layd in the cast and a couple of anal scenes should appeal to connoisseurs of the nasty despite the immobility of other factors.



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