Mike Horner is a P.I. . He gets a client who's been poisoned. The poor shmuck's got less than 24 hours to live and he wants Horner to figure who took him out. Did someone say D.O.A. ripoff?

Was it the wife? She's the obvious choice — a deluxe, big chested woman (Celeste) with a unique method of giving head involving copious spit. She and the dead guy hadn't been married long; he was the owner of a dance/strip club. Prior to their betrothal, she was the top dancer. But is that reason enough for murder?

Or was it Andre, the fey dance coach who isn't really gay but lisps like he is.

Nobody's gonna garner any acting trophies over Poison, but that isn't the point. The feature has plenty of sex and is plainly an all-out festival of boob jobs (these girls are all cute but their tits all the same). There's some particularly steamy numbers including a masturbatory shower scene with Sally Layd, and Marc Wallice and a little blonde who just loves his dick, which are inspirational. If you're looking for wild positions, keep browsing, because you won't find 'em here. There is one big Double Headed Dildo lezzie lovelock near the finale.

The murder mystery is too easily solved, but Poison is still a fun, good-looking show.