Mike Horner is as close to Steve Martin as the porn industry will ever get in this slim version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, but Dick Nasty less resembles Martin's co-star Michael Caine than he does David Carradine's emotionless Caine in the "Kung Fu" TV series.

Taped in France, probably during the Cannes Film Festival, local conman Nasty gets some unwanted competition from the slightly whacky Horner. There's not much plot, and what there is fairly well destroyed by poor sound reproduction. But speaking of reproduction, there are eight sex scenes in this video. A few are pretty short — Barbara Doll giving Dick a blowjob; Jeff Coldwater porking Julia Chanel — but most are of normal if not extra-long length. Surprisingly good is Ron Jeremy as a local lawman with Marilyn Martyn as an American tourist arrested for hustling. Let's face it, Martyn's pretty much always great. I also liked the energetic Montana who's paired with Nasty, and pretty Kaitlyn Ashley who lays both Nasty and Horner. And don't miss the ten-minute waterskiing segment at the end — as if that had anything to do with anything.

Oh, well — it's a decent but flawed show that, with a little work, could have been excellent. Still, with terrific ladies like Doll, Martyn and Ashley, this tape's definitely worth recommending to horny customers.