Ron Jeremy and Jon Dough speaking Italian? There's a meditation for you, especially when Dough's dubbed-in voice sounds like a "Twin Peaks" character sucking on a bag of Neopolitan helium. But aside from that, this little paesano countryside sex opera isn't too bad, especially if you're enamored with Eva Orlowsky who shows up all over the place like Dan Quayle on the campaign trail.
Sexy Country Girl is minimalist for story and maximalist for voyeurism. Most of the scenes are set up with either country lads Rocco, Dough or Jeremy doing the fucking as the others take turns whacking off from a furtive distance. With all this seminal activity, small wonder that Rocco embarrasses himself in an opening outdoor tryst with a blonde that would take "Unsolved Mysteries" to find his pop shot. Rocco later redeems himself in a side saddle anal-er with Eva Orlowsky who has convinced me she's actually Christy Canyon with a pair of Leonid Brezhnev paste-on eyebrows.
A basic sexual presentation with no extraordinary sense of adventure, Sexy Country Girl serves those best who seek seldom-seen country-bred female performers.