Butt Freak is a festival of the ass, and a video show that certainly knows its way around a woman's bunghole. Genteel it ain't, and subtle it ain't -- Butt Freak could very well be the "dirtiest" video available on the market, and that includes anything by Bruce Seven. This one's a killer.

The irony of this praise comes with the fact that Butt Freak is a bouillabaisse of full-lenght scenes and fragments -- about a dozen segments in all -- that didn't make it in other Buttman features because Stagliano just had nowhere to put them. Orphans of the storm, as it were. If this is tossaway, the adult industry can subsist very nicely on this kind of "garbage".

Much of Butt Freak was shot in Stagliano's new Malibu digs, and the scenes are edited here to form a plausible story base. Danielle Cheeks, introduced in Bendover Babes 3 -- thankfully, she's trashed the Missy Warner hairdo from that feature -- vies for a role in Stagliano's new film, and she wants to prove her worth. As if this is not surprising. Cheeks, as she did in BB 3, gets gang banged up the ass in a magpie's nest of bodies with guys coming all over her ass like hot butterscotch.

Jim Sparks, Joey Silvera and Woody Long fuck her like Visigoths in the rip-roaring finale. An unusual moment occurs when Cheeks locks Woody's dick in a leg vise that would crack a sequoia. As an extra added attraction, she provides ample tease factor throughout the feature, as she struts around in a skirt that looks like it was sprayed on with a can of Krylon.

The usual list of suspects are rounded up including Felipe, Woody Long, and Roscoe Bowltree -- guys who act like Beaver Cleaver around assholes -- Rocco (in scenes edited out of Buttman's European Vacation), and Suzie Matthews (she gets cork-screwed in the ass) who's been in the last few Buttman releases.

Woody gets to deflower Celeste, anally, in a scene that goes off on some bizarre tangents in its religious commentary.

There's a sequence or two featuring Nina Hartley having her ass adorized and adored after which she gets fucked over an armrest. It smacks a lot of the Tara Gold segment in Bendover Babes 3, and lightning strikes twice. Hartley's scene, much like Gold's, is enough to induce high-concept apoplexy.

Even those throwaway "tease" moments where the vidcam follows Hartley, doing the Big Walk up a flight of stairs displaying an ass the size of Arkansas, are priceless. Another fragment of memorable video comes when the camera trails a naked Tianna striding into a house after she's polished off Dee Dee Reeves in an outdoor scene. Tianna has a blue ribbon rear end; there's no two ways about it.

Another irony is established with the appearance of Rocco, Silver and Zara Whites who were the award-winning sex participants in last year's Buttman's European Vacation. The sex scenes that never made it in that feature are included here and might even be hotter than the award-winning stuff. Rocco attacks Silver on a toilet and, again, in another scene gives it to her up the ass. Silver is a beautiful woman, and that's treat enough, but this flurry of action is hall of fame stock.

Even with outtakes and excess footage, Stagliano's material is gold standard and outdistances any other sex feature being produced on the market. This one may become his all-time best seller. It certainly has the earmarks of it.