Not since last year's The Cockateer has there been an adult video so captivatingly nuts and decidedly offbeat as Busted. And since the heat of the sex matches, here's must-have tape for store owners looking to please a jaded clientele.

Proving that there's still a few original ideas left unfurrowed in adult entertainment, Cash Markman's script explores the idea of an eastern bloc tavern that's going out of business because of German unification.

The tavern, which houses more accents than a shelf of meat tenderizer, used to the coven for famous German spies. Now everyone cries in their beer because there's no one left to spy on. Or as one of the characters reminisces, "zos ver za days my frent/I zought zey'd never ent."

Barmaids Sonja and Teri Diver (both looking great) are consoling one another when the famous German spy Wilhelm Kempler (Joey Silvera) wanders in and confides to Sonja. Kempler, it seems, worked for a government department that conducted "inhumane experiments" on disco dancers and stupid people; now he's being hunted down by Inspector Dietrich (Peter North) of the secret police.

Kempler's harboring a formula derived from injecting the hormones of 19 year-olds into older men that, in effect, make their dicks feel like "a solid pound of granite". It also turns women into sex-crazed lunatics.

Cliche Nazi humor runs amuck with some hilariously refreshing sex scenes as the result. A laboratory sex flashback pairing Jon Dough as an experiment with Diedre Holland as a Teutonic nurse may well be the best coupling these two have ever shared on the video screen. Sonja has her first really big part in adult video and carries herself ingratiatingly well. Joey is a smash and what happens to him in this feature is way too good to give away here. North is dead-pan hysterical, and may have actually set an indoor record for sperm emission in his threesome with Diver and Melanie Moore.

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