Orgy videos are like car wrecks. All those tangled limbs; the moaning and flopping around — you don't wanna look, but you gotta! It's directed only in the sense that air traffic control is "directed", though in this case the collisions are intentional. With 70-plus participants in this bodacious bacchanal, the bodies pile up like alibis at the Menendez trial, but the outcome is a sure thing: no losers.
Being what it is, Colossal Orgy can only be compared to other orgy tapes, and satisfyingly so, though the performers are so easygoing at times I'm inclined to dub this "orgy lite", the way California Roll is to sushi. (Don't worry gang, that's not an insult, I'm just factoring in the familiarity ingredient, which at times resembles Hugh Hefner's "Playboy After Dark" cocktail party — all that's missing is Sammy Davis Jr. in a Nehru jacket.)
A few MTV-style interviews create anticipation; then the action starts rolling like a mud slide, or in this case, a spermal slough. Since the camerawork gets in so deep and nasty, it's impossible to tell if this carnal clatch were all present at the same time; in all likelihood the affair was accomplished in shifts. What a day job! Among the luminary lovelies are: Deborah Wells, Tricia Yen, Sharon Mitchell, Nikki Sinn, Teri Diver, Carmel St. Clair, Stephanie DuValle, Sahara, Vixxxen, Flame, Ariana, Laurie Cameron, Cumisha Amado, Jake Williams, Luc Wylder, Don Fernando, Will Jarvis, Gerry Pike, Buck Adams, Jeff Scott, Tony Tedeschi, Ron Jeremy, Dick Nasty, Alex Sanders, Nick East, and Hank "What, me worry" Rose.