When a vanful of pornsters breaks down near Ron Jeremy's ranch, you can just imagine what happens next. Jeremy plays a tabloid TV show personality who gladly opens his doors to the ragtag group listed above. The story is cute and rather inventive, working well with the bevy of new female faces which get splattered with goo. Please note that there is no sex other than that of the oral persuasion; hence the catchy title. If head makes your head spin, this collection of drippy bj's and facial conclusions will garner high marks on your scorecard. Out of the seven lip-smackers, there are quite a few encounters which transpire outdoors on the sumptuous grounds -- a welcome change from the claustrophobic scenes so often seen in XXX. A few notable couplings are Jeremy and Pearl in the kitchen, Marc Wallice's member reaching its delicious Chiquita curve, and a British couple in a gazebo. Where else can you see Ron Jeremy manning a barbecue and yes, there's even some food left for everyone else! The slick ending also works well for a palatable little package. Great box cover concept.