A few years ago it was suggested that an article be done about the all-time adult film and video turkeys. The senior editors reserved the really awful ones, leaving me in a dilemma — until now.

Remember the Benny Hill sketches where he parodied poor editing? That's what you get here — but it's not a parody. Just watch the eye­glasses magically appear and disappear from Stephen Annout during his sex scene with Myaki and Hank Rose. Note the upscale costume design that puts underarm stains on Hank's shirt. Revel in the out-of-focus opening segment with Rose and Saki St. Jermaine. Feel the helplessness in Keanna's eyes as she seems to be saying, "Get me outta here!!!" during her encounter with Jesse Eastern.

You want Orientals, you got Orientals — and that's the selling point.