This maiden directorial effort from Borda (he produced the very fine The Hustlers for Midnight, earlier this year) opens with solo work by Victoria Gold (also from The Hustlers), a bosomy baby-fat zaftig blonde with a Jay Leno jaw, who bears an uncanny resemblance to "Saturday Night Live's" Melanie Hutsell. Her inane chatter, in response to empty questions from Borda behind the camera, is as original and interesting as you'd expect from a 19-year old who thinks porn is the greatest job because "it pays good and you don't have to graduate high school." Mercifully, vibrator noise drowns out some of this idiocy.

Ron Jeremy joins Victoria for some hetero action, and even with an old pro like RJ in the saddle, the camera is inept. Victoria is painfully unresponsive to Jeremy's anal assault. Before long, the ever-grinning-and-giggling Tammi Ann arrrives wearing a strap-on, and she and Ron d.p. Victoria.

Gold gives a two-minute blowjob to Eric Monte, one of the unlikeliest studs I've ever seen in porn, and then Tammi Ann joins her for a perfunctory kitchen countertop girl/girler. A clumsy cut has Debi Diamond joining in. If you suspected that two titter sluts like Debi and Tammi would strike sparks, you'd be right — and anal beads and Vicki's strap-on add fuel to the fire. But, again, the camerawork stinks, and once the obligatory time is filled, we're done.

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