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Super Hornio Brothers

Super Hornio Brothers

Released Apr 01st, 1994
Running Time 75
Director Buck Adams
Company Midnight Special
Critical Rating AAA
Genre Feature



Super Hornio Brothers delivers the goods in the sex department, so your customers need not worry about the erotic stuff, but this very confusing "parody" gets lost in the plot department. And don't be fooled by the opening segment which refers to "scenes from Part 1". It's all part of the verisimilitude; this is Part 1 of a projected two-part story.

So...customers should plow through all that wacky stuff about video games and "genetic degenerators" and evil masterminds (Buck with a bad bleach job). The best of the sex happens later in the tape, as Hornio Bro T.T. Boy confronts Spiderwoman Kristi Lynn at her web, and gives her a lo-o-ong labial licking before standing her against the wall and taking her doggie-style. True, there are only two positions presented here (not counting the quick b.j. cumshot), but Ms. Lynn is up to delivering the proper turned-on attitude.

The first encounter between T.T. and Chelsea is also reasonably hot, thanks to the vocal abilities of Ms. Lynx, who also finishes the scene with a b.j. Almost as good is the threeway closer, featuring Chelsea Lynx, Kitty Yung and an unidentified guy in a devil's mask. Kitty always sounds like she's in mid-orgasm no matter what's happening to her — something this tape could have used more of — but the extent of her boy/girl activity is a blowjob, before the devil takes Chelsea in the missionary way and eventually cums on her stomach. Both these scenes are "enhanced" by solarization effects for that real "video game" look — as is just about every other scene in this tape — except where genuine (but not original) computer graphics are employed.

All in all, this is a nice try, funny in spots, damn confusing, with a bit too much mugging by all the principals (Buck, T.T., Ron Jeremy) and hot packaging. Certainly market this in your comedy section. Also appearing: Rikki Ray.

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