Voulez-vouz mein fraulein?

Napoleon, look out, there's a German-speaking French female midget coming your way.

Check this out for a concept: an all-sex tape featuring a female midget, shot in Paris with a German overdub?  It's kind of like a Short Woman's European Vacation.  Had it been shot in Honolulu, you could have called the tape Midget Goes Hawaiian.  Ugh.

With absolutely nothing to clue the viewer as to what's coming off, except for a few familiar landmarks, the camera follows Lily Labouche through a series of rooftop blowjobs, girl-girl scenes, a gang bang, and some interracial action involving a beefy black male midget partner.  It's totally bizarre and a must add tape to your collection.  However, the video quality looks like it's skipped a generation or two.