Released | Jun 01st, 1994 |
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Running Time | 34 |
Director | Bud Lee |
Company | Vivid Entertainment Group |
Critical Rating | AAAA |
Genre | Gonzo |
Hyapatia Lee narrates, and Lilli Xene is the featured squirter, in this little how-to tape from Vivid and mail-order mavens Adam & Eve. As an instructional tape, this is simply terrible —not because it doesn t cover the essentials of finding the G-Spot, or the vagina-shortening positions and other techniques most favorable to its stimulation (it does) — but because it equates the relatively rare visibly squirting female ejaculation with a G-Spot orgasm. The two are not the same, and ladies who find the elusive G-Spot should not also expect to water the flowers, or feel inadequate if they don't.
In addition, although Hyapatia negotiates Carl Esser's narration competently enough, there are howlers like "uretha", "prostrate" (a gland, not a sexual position), PJ. Sparxx referring to pictures as a "graph" (perhaps she has Grafenburg on the brain), and, best of all, Lilli's repeated reference to the "Gafenburg" spot. Oh, well...
Lilli's main function is to display more of her outrageous lingerie collection — this time, a scarlet corset and heavy bra, and scarlet leather lace-up boots — as she masturbates with a curved vibrator while sprawled in front of a mirror. Sawing the vibe in and out of her juicy, swollen pussy, and withdrawing it at strategic moments for the best visual coverage, Lilli at first gives out a dribble, then a fine spray, a brief splash, and — triumphantly— a four-foot stream that hits the mirror, followed by yet a final draught. Bravo, Lilli!
PJ. also produces a nice cascade, with the aid of Marc Wallice and a few photo manuals; Lilli reprises with Tracey Adams; and the tape closes with archival footage of Tori Welles orally and digitally stimulating Nikki Charm in the recommended fashion to the biggest gusher on the tape —a fountaining stream that douses Tori and runs down her chin and hands.
As mentioned before, this is a bust as a how-to, but, if you're like me, and find female ejaculation a visual turn-on, this vid is a gem.