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1994 AVN Awards

1994 AVN Awards

Released Jun 01st, 1994
Running Time 90
Company VCA Platinum
Critical Rating AAA 1/2
Genre Gonzo

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Asking a reviewer for AVN to judge this tape is like asking your local fox to guard your hen house. The only reason I can imagine that they chose me to do this is that I wasn't around when they gave the awards so I couldn't bitch about who  won  what  or who was better. Then only real bitch is that for the sake of brevity, they cut out all the names of the nominees. (They could have added it to the credits. It certainly would have made the people who didn't win a lot happier.)

There are more hot-looking   people in this carnal cabal then you'll probably ever see gathered in one place again — that is, until next year. Exuding smooth aplomb and quick ad-libs, Randy West once again hosts, opening up with a hilarious dance-hall number that encapsulates over 40 nominated titles — in rhyming verse, no less!

There's plenty of hardcore highlights; one scene for every award and something for everyone: Anals, d.p.'s, girl/girl, gang bangs and straight sex, all performed by the best-looking, best-fucking actors and actresses in the jiz biz. Peter North drenches Best New Starlet Shayla LaVeaux in Hungry Part One; a Hidden Obsessions clip with fetching blondes Julia Ann and Janine sliding down an ice dildo will leave you dripping; and an upside-down standing 69 session by Performers of the Year Debi Diamond and Jonathan Morgan in The Fury will hang you out to dry. The Justine section, a big awards sweep, will simply burn you to white-hot ash. Best Actress (Film) Roxanne Blaze not only can act, but she's one of the most sexually sizzling creatures to ever step before a camera.

You may need a scorecard to tally all the winners since the clips and awards keep coming at a breakneck pace, and a bevy of presenters and co-hosts like statuesque Penthouse Pet Janine and super-cute Pussywoman Summer Knight will leave you breathless. A few musical numbers by sultry Dyanna Lauren (to quote Randy, The bitch can sing!" ) and drag queen extraordinaire Chi Chi La Rue add spice up the stew. Virtually every babe in the business climbs on stage for the rousing finale! This vid is the next best tiling to being there. Stock in big numbers for those who couldn't make it.



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