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Beauty School

Beauty School

Released Aug 01st, 1993
Running Time 92
Director Ernest G Sauer
Company Imperial Entertainment Corp
Cast Kimberly Taylor, Jane Hamilton, Lisa Madison, Sylvia Kristel, Kevin Bernhardt, Ellaina Biesty
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative



This video is an interesting example of what can happen when the T&A genre takes itself to seriously. Not that this is serious – it's a standard low-rent farce – but a reasonably literate scriptwriter and an ambitious production concept have led them to toss in every possible cliche story element of the genre. Is it a find-the-model contest? A good shepherdess of nubile girls against the evil rival? A reform-school-girls redemption through nude dancing? A lost-little-girl gets rescued bit? A sleaze-meister-comeuppance tale? A video blackmail farce? An extended commercial for dance club Goldfingers? It's, God help us, all of them – and all seven of the "good" female protagonists get a love interest and a resolution. The result? A "farce" as stolid as Al Gore, that doggedly puts one heavy boot in front of the other, trudging through every labored bit to the three or so endings. This is a long 92 minutes. With T&A glamour maven Paul Borghese in charge of casting and porn vet Larry Revene as director of photography, you can expect some great shots of some great babes – only most are too short, as the demands of the kitchen-sink plot leaves too little time for the T&A. The showcase babe is Kimberly Taylor, a short, pretty brunette with a very artificial set of tanned boobs. I preferred all her cohorts from the girls' reform school – dumb-blonde sexpot J.J. North; sweet-and-shy, tall, naturally busty Grace C. Renn; and sharp-featured, spectacularly-shaped free spirit Ellaina Biesty; or Sylvia Kristel's assistant Lisa Madison. Yes, Emanuelle returns, and she does flash her well-remembered tits briefly at the end. Jane Hamilton, aka Veronica Hart in her porn days, is frequently topless in her Elvira-manquee role ,and while she's not supposed to look great, her boobs sure do. But there's too little satisfaction in the T&A payoff, and Kristel lacks the charisma to carry the leaden multiple plots. I'd love to see the same production crew, and some of the same babes, in a tape that only uses say, two of the story lines. Or even, you should live so long, an original story!

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